Floor manager
Mochi
Sits where the sun lands. The sun has learned to cooperate.
naps 12:00–15:00 · till drawer
Mochi · cat café · seats 40 · cats 6
A coffee shop run, loosely, by cats.
Espresso up front, six residents in charge, whispers during the two-o'clock nap. Come for the coffee. Stay because somebody chose your lap.
The residents
The staff.
None of them work here. All of them run the place.
Security
Nori
Inspects every tote bag. Approves almost none of them.
patrols 08:00–09:00 · then off duty
Quality control
Dango
Round. Tests every cushion twice a day, thoroughly, asleep.
on duty · always
Front of house
Yuzu
Greets you at the door, then pretends it never happened.
greets 08:00–08:15 · sharp
Barista's shadow
Goma
Supervises the milk steamer from a strict two-metre distance.
supervises 08:00–18:00 · unpaid
Intern
Tofu
New. Fell asleep during orientation and was promoted immediately.
training · ongoing, horizontal
Visiting
Hours & house rules.
Forty seats, one door bell, and a nap you'll be asked to respect.
Hours
| Mon – Fri | 08:00 – 18:00 |
| Sat – Sun | 09:00 – 18:00 |
| Daily, 14:00 – 16:00 | nap shift · whispers only |
| Fridays from 17:00 | adoption hour |
14 Willow Lane · the quiet end
House rules
- The cats were here first. Seating is a privilege they extend.
- Slow blinks are the house greeting. Loud voices are not.
- If a cat chooses your lap, the lap is theirs. Refills come to you.
- Every resident is a foster. Adoption Fridays are how staff leave us — happily.